Bruce Vs. Bruce - Springsteen versus the Hulk!

In an effort to give you the most comprehensive Springsteen coverage, I've started a new series I call Bruce Versus Bruce.  In BvB, we will go over how our favorite Bruce matches up against histories greatest Bruces.  In our first (and hopefully not last) match-up, I've set the Boss up against Bruce Banner, also known as the Incredible Hulk!  It will be a tall order for the Boss, but let's see how he handles it:

The Hulk		The Boss
Real First Name
Robert		Bruce
Advantage: Springsteen
Occupation
Scientist		Rocker
Advantage: Springsteen
Identifiable Colors
Green		Red, White, and Blue
Advantage: Springsteen
Costume
Purple Pants		Blue Jeans & White T-Shirt
Advantage: Hulk
Known Associates
The Avengers, Earth’s Mightiest Heroes		The heart-stopping, pants dropping, house-rocking, earth-quaking, booty-shaking, Viagra-taking, love-making, Legenday E Street Band
Advantage: Springsteen
Gained Powers Via:
Gamma Bomb		Born In New Jersey
Advantage: Springsteen
Has Been Portrayed in Movies By:
Eric Bana, Ed Norton, Mark Ruffalo	Bruce Springsteen
Advantage: Springsteen
You Won’t Like Him When:
He’s Angry	It’s the 1990s
Advantage: Hulk

And there you have it!  In a 6-2 rout, Bruce Springsteen trounces Bruce Banner, and continues his reign as the strongest one there is.  Stay tuned for the next opponent to step into the ring with the Boss.