Bruce Vs. Bruce - Springsteen versus Batman

After dispatching the Hulk back in the summer, Springsteen moves on to his next opponent.  As we are in prime Halloween season, what better opponent to take on than Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Batman, the fearsome protector of Gotham City.  While everyone awaits to see how Batman versus Superman will play out, let's see how he does against Jersey's native son.

Bruce Wayne	Bruce Springsteen
Nickname
The Caped Crusader	The Boss
Advantage: Springsteen
Hometown
Gotham City, Fictional	Freehold, NJ, Reality
Advantage: Springsteen
Kicking Ass Since
1939	1949
Advantage: Batman
Upbringing
Rich Kid With Dead Parents	Poor Kid With Alive Parents
Advantage: Springsteen
Strikes…
Fear into the Hearts of Criminals	A Chord with the Working Class
Advantage: Springsteen
Youthful Ward
Robin	Tom Morello
Advantage: Batman
Criminals are…
A Cowardly, Supersticious Lot	Inspirations for songs on Nebraska
Advantage: Springsteen
Enemies
The Joker, Two-Face, The Penguin, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, etc.	Republican Presidents
Advantage: Batman

Boy, it was a close one, but in a 5-3 decision, Springsteen showed Batman who truly ruled the darkness on the edge of town.  Stay tuned for yet another scientific breakdown of how Springsteen would fair against the other famous Bruces throughout time and space.