For this fourth of July weekend, we bring you another installment of "Bruce Versus Bruce"! Did you know that the mechanical shark from Jaws was named "Bruce"? Well, now you know! And do you know what would happen in a fictitious match-up between Springsteen the shark-Bruce? Well, let's find out!
Smile you son of a bitch!
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Bruce the Shark
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Bruce Springsteen
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Hometown
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Amity Island
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Freehold, New Jersey
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Hang Out Spot
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The Ocean
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The Boardwalk
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Relationship With Fish
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Eats Them
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Duets With Them
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Advantage: Shark
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Director
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Steven Spielberg
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He's His Own Boss
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Soundtrack Created By
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John Williams
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Bruce Springsteen
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Sequels
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Disappointing
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Critically Acclaimed
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Acadmey Awards
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3
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1
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Advantage: Shark
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Main Goal
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Eating Swimmers
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Rocking For The Working Man
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Ability to Live On Land
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Impossible
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Unabated
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Advantage: Springsteen
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Well, in a 7-2 beat-down, Springsteen wins again! Sorry, Shark-Bruce, perhaps you have to set your sights on a lower Bruce to devour.
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